Scooter Uses Falun Gong as personal security detail

I just saw Scooter Libby (to the right of Dick "Strangelove" Cheney in photo) walking free on K Street in front of the 16&K Starbucks.

The thought crossed my mind to cuff and stuff 'em but as he passed me I was in the process of being accosted by a Falun Gong follower peddling brochures.

Walter

We have a regular visitor to our office. His name is Walter. Walter is perhaps one of the most disgusting people on earth. He stinks of body odor so much that the smell forms a stream behind him when he walks and if he steps into your office it takes hours for the smell to go away. His teeth, perhaps I should say tooth, are all rotten and black. His skin is distorted.

Got Damn! he is so nasty. Funny thing is that he wants to chat about politics and is actually knowledgable. Whenever he comes in most of us will now close and lock our office doors because no one wants to smell him or spend time listening to his rants.

I successfully dodged Walter today and that's what made me think to write. On Tuesday he slipped some literature about Sex Addicts under my door. That's the very last topic I need to associate with Walter.

I need a shower now.

Crack Kills

Oh man. I walk outside my office today to go to the greasy spoon next door to get a drink and right outside is a dude squatting next to the building with his pants down and he's smoking away on a cigarette. A few minutes later, as I return to my office from the snack bar, the dude is now facing away from and looks like he is trying not to fall over. Then it hits me...full crack for the world to see. Happy Friday folks from the Crack King of K Street.

Other Income

As I sit doing tax returns on April 14th, (Yes, I know I'm an idiot), and reading over definitions for Other Income (publication 525 if you wish to look) I noticed that the IRS is asking filers to include income from these interesting categories:

Bribes
Kickbacks
Illegal Drug sales
Stolen property

I guess what I really want to know is if anyone has ever actually reported these things. If so they should get an express induction into the Moron Hall of Fame.

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Jaywalking

It's certainly not unusual to see jaywalkers in DC. In fact I witnessed this event while preparing to jaywalk myself. (what can I say, Starbucks runs are much shorter with a direct route). However, this picture was rather amusing and got an audible chuckle from me. Two men were jaywalking in different directions on K Street in Washington, DC. They managed to stop traffic to do this and the lead car in the line of stopped traffic was a Metro Police cruiser. Brilliant.