Crack Kills

Oh man. I walk outside my office today to go to the greasy spoon next door to get a drink and right outside is a dude squatting next to the building with his pants down and he's smoking away on a cigarette. A few minutes later, as I return to my office from the snack bar, the dude is now facing away from and looks like he is trying not to fall over. Then it hits me...full crack for the world to see. Happy Friday folks from the Crack King of K Street.