Other Income

As I sit doing tax returns on April 14th, (Yes, I know I'm an idiot), and reading over definitions for Other Income (publication 525 if you wish to look) I noticed that the IRS is asking filers to include income from these interesting categories:

Bribes
Kickbacks
Illegal Drug sales
Stolen property

I guess what I really want to know is if anyone has ever actually reported these things. If so they should get an express induction into the Moron Hall of Fame.

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